Das Coffie Haus

I hate kids. Fucking loathe them. Human larvae are the bane of my existence. In my opinion, if people are to reproduce at all -- and if I had my way, they wouldn't -- the results should be kept in tanks and educated through virtual simulation until the age of 21. I certainly don't want the little vermin viewing my page, either. Because parents are even bigger morons. God forbid your spoiled brat should be exposed to my bad words. And guaranteed that would be the only thing Jimmy or Susie would come away with, considering most breeders out there are too busy unconsciously investing their dna into producing the next consumer to teach their current offspring to value things like thoughts or opinions. Therefore, enter only if you are A. an adult and B. acknowledge that I am not responsible for any content you may deem offensive to your delicate sensibilites.
By entering this site, you also acknowledge that your right-click priviledges are revoked. The same goes for directly linking any images herein. If you wish to share my greatness with the puny masses, you may link either to this page or to the Tea Time main page only. If you would like to contact me for permission, let me make your life easier by informing you now that the answer is No. The only persons or entities entitled to the use of the previously mentioned images are the subjects thereof. All content is copyrighted to Coffie Black and Tea Time Productions unless otherwise specified. Furthermore, to make sure that you twits are really reading this, I've switched the buttons below.
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